Fetriplinaflig is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, loving crab.

Fetriplinaflig created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Fetriplinaflig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fetriplinaflig, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fetriplinaflig's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fetriplinaflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never sing in the presence of geese.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fetriplinaflig.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.