Nuttjincip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sage ant.

Nuttjincip created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttjincip, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nuttjincip, it will come to you in dreams.

Nuttjincip's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nuttjincip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mites.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Do not chop down trees.