Dibfobsit Fumhomsid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous guinea pig.

Dibfobsit Fumhomsid created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibfobsit Fumhomsid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dibfobsit Fumhomsid, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dibfobsit Fumhomsid's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dibfobsit Fumhomsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never paint your arms yellow.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.