Xinsawbomdag is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, grumpy coyote.

Xinsawbomdag created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinsawbomdag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xinsawbomdag, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xinsawbomdag's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Xinsawbomdag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Whales are not to be trusted.