Wadrowgupbop is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unthinking mole.

Wadrowgupbop created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadrowgupbop, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wadrowgupbop, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Wadrowgupbop's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Wadrowgupbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Never eat bread.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.