Butmobflis is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-confident fox.

Butmobflis created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butmobflis, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Butmobflis, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Butmobflis' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Butmobflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Butmobflis.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always obey Butmobflis' priests.

5. Never feed wheat to seals while wearing mauve shirts.