Hanvabjadvonkdavditcamqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a small, prudent wyrm.

Hanvabjadvonkdavditcamqueeg created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hanvabjadvonkdavditcamqueeg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hanvabjadvonkdavditcamqueeg, she will refuse to believe in you.

Hanvabjadvonkdavditcamqueeg's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Hanvabjadvonkdavditcamqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hanvabjadvonkdavditcamqueeg.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Worship no other gods but Hanvabjadvonkdavditcamqueeg.

5. Run away from yellow badgers, for they are unholy.