Limquilljarn Lamwiptofmit Zaksand is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish dingo.

Limquilljarn Lamwiptofmit Zaksand created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Limquilljarn Lamwiptofmit Zaksand, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Limquilljarn Lamwiptofmit Zaksand, she will turn you into a frog.

Limquilljarn Lamwiptofmit Zaksand's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Limquilljarn Lamwiptofmit Zaksand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Hide if six capybaras approach from the east.

3. Never hurt great tits.

4. Never wear turquoise skirts.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.