Hadhapdan Bosshangeb is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, fussy wyvern.

Hadhapdan Bosshangeb created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadhapdan Bosshangeb, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hadhapdan Bosshangeb, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hadhapdan Bosshangeb's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hadhapdan Bosshangeb's Holy Commandments

1. Hadhapdan Bosshangeb must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Hide if four dogs approach from the south.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.