Zankarlikten is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving wyrm.

Zankarlikten created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zankarlikten, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zankarlikten, he will refuse to believe in you.

Zankarlikten's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Zankarlikten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must love Zankarlikten.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Zankarlikten in the centre of the settlement.