Cundotbad is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, thoughtless jackal.

Cundotbad created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Cundotbad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cundotbad, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Cundotbad's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cundotbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to nine before sleeping.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never adorn your legs with turquoise markings.

5. Never handle lead while unclean.