Natappfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a large, sapient salamander.

Natappfarn created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natappfarn, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Natappfarn, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Natappfarn's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Natappfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing during midnight.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never adorn your feet with turquoise markings.