Yarlnegquat is a god.

She takes the form of a large, caring scorpion.

Yarlnegquat created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlnegquat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yarlnegquat, she will be very sad.

Yarlnegquat's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yarlnegquat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Retreat if five shrews approach from the east.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.