Komlatfad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident pigeon.

Komlatfad created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komlatfad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Komlatfad, it will not care.

Komlatfad's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Komlatfad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about gravity near foxes while wearing blue skirts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your neck.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.