Hensogkab is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, overgenerous dragon.

Hensogkab created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Hensogkab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hensogkab, it will destroy your favourite star.

Hensogkab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Hensogkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hensogkab's priests.

2. Hensogkab must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Run away from cyan capybaras, for they are unholy.