Rawtikquam is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, omnipotent wombat.

Rawtikquam created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawtikquam, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rawtikquam, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Rawtikquam's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Rawtikquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

2. Never allow geese to witness sacred rites.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Rawtikquam must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always wash your face before prayer.