Godhabartcipfabspagnutkab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, capable mole.

Godhabartcipfabspagnutkab created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godhabartcipfabspagnutkab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Godhabartcipfabspagnutkab, she will turn you into a mole.

Godhabartcipfabspagnutkab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Godhabartcipfabspagnutkab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Godhabartcipfabspagnutkab six times a day.

2. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Godhabartcipfabspagnutkab on top of important buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.