Jatrullcab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing faun.

Jatrullcab created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Jatrullcab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jatrullcab, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jatrullcab's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Jatrullcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at dusk.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Jatrullcab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not study cell theory on holy days.

5. Do not hop at rivers.