Febdoghinmot is a god.

She takes the form of a large, moody penguin.

Febdoghinmot created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febdoghinmot, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Febdoghinmot, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Febdoghinmot's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Febdoghinmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Always help great tits in need.