Sognutfod is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, charitable goat.

Sognutfod created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sognutfod, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sognutfod, she will curse you with boils.

Sognutfod's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Sognutfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

2. Pray only in moonlight.

3. Always share rice with strangers, but never with badgers.

4. Always help sick birds.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.