Saghabpaspang is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, self-confident manatee.

Saghabpaspang created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saghabpaspang, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Saghabpaspang, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Saghabpaspang's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Saghabpaspang's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Never hurt snakes.