Largjentab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent pigeon.

Largjentab created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Largjentab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Largjentab, she will be very sad.

Largjentab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Largjentab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never bounce in the presence of eagles.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.