Ragxuckkik is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, fussy mouse.

Ragxuckkik created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragxuckkik, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ragxuckkik, he will turn you into a snail.

Ragxuckkik's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Ragxuckkik's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ragxuckkik.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Always obey Ragxuckkik's priests.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near dolphins while wearing yellow shorts and balancing three copper spheres on your arms.