Satcin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered naga.

Satcin created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satcin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Satcin, it will make you grow a tail.

Satcin's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Satcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Retreat if four birds approach from the west.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.