Pakmitdobwanduttitrut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering bee.

Pakmitdobwanduttitrut created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakmitdobwanduttitrut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pakmitdobwanduttitrut, it will not care.

Pakmitdobwanduttitrut's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Pakmitdobwanduttitrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Always help shrews in need.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never hurt moths.