Lamtanteen is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unjust finch.

Lamtanteen created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamtanteen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lamtanteen, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Lamtanteen's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Lamtanteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never fashion tools from wood.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Worship no other gods but Lamtanteen.