Badspaggod is a god.

She takes the form of a small, strong hummingbird.

Badspaggod created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badspaggod, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Badspaggod, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Badspaggod's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Badspaggod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never bounce near seals.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never feed lots of aubergines to tapirs while wearing orange dresses.