Megtarpfom is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent hydra.

Megtarpfom created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megtarpfom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Megtarpfom, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Megtarpfom's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Megtarpfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill cats.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

3. Megtarpfom loves seals, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Never mark doors with mauve.