Stangidcum is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, vain jackal.

Stangidcum created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stangidcum, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stangidcum, he will destroy your favourite star.

Stangidcum's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Stangidcum's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Stangidcum.

2. Swans are not to be trusted.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.