Bidtigkam is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical wasp.

Bidtigkam created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Bidtigkam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bidtigkam, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bidtigkam's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bidtigkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. Always count to five before sleeping.

3. Never wear gray jumpers on sacred days.

4. Always remove stockings before touching gold.

5. Never eat bark.