Henwikhiv Rillbissnabnellkad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, flying jaguar.

Henwikhiv Rillbissnabnellkad created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Henwikhiv Rillbissnabnellkad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Henwikhiv Rillbissnabnellkad, she will not invite you to parties.

Henwikhiv Rillbissnabnellkad's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Henwikhiv Rillbissnabnellkad's Holy Commandments

1. Henwikhiv Rillbissnabnellkad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help mites in need.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.