Pibpag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, sage duck.

Pibpag created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Pibpag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pibpag, it will turn you into a rock.

Pibpag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Pibpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Pibpag loves goats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Never curse while facing north.

5. Never adorn your hands with magenta markings.