Ominnuttwab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish ant.

Ominnuttwab created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominnuttwab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ominnuttwab, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ominnuttwab's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ominnuttwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near aardvarks while wearing magenta kilts and balancing three platinum spheres on your face.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Fast once a month.