Dotzedvog Weepopsin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, tranquil cat.

Dotzedvog Weepopsin created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotzedvog Weepopsin, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotzedvog Weepopsin, it will curse you with boils.

Dotzedvog Weepopsin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dotzedvog Weepopsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red ear rings.

2. Never feed lots of tomatoes to seals while wearing orange shoes.

3. Do not keep nine horses in a large pit.

4. Always obey Dotzedvog Weepopsin's priests.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.