Fardossbass is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless unicorn.

Fardossbass created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fardossbass, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fardossbass, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fardossbass' most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fardossbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.