Sanddibfligfotbastnullfat is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, blissful wyrm.

Sanddibfligfotbastnullfat created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanddibfligfotbastnullfat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sanddibfligfotbastnullfat, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Sanddibfligfotbastnullfat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sanddibfligfotbastnullfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your arms with magenta.

2. Hide if eight snails approach from the east.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about gravity near great tits while wearing indigo skirts and balancing three carbon spheres on your legs.

5. Never touch ash while unclean.