Fumbatquartart is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, generous lion.

Fumbatquartart created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fumbatquartart, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fumbatquartart, it will turn you into a snail.

Fumbatquartart's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fumbatquartart's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare strawberries during spring.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Cats are not to be trusted.