Fiddibmum is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, able dragon.

Fiddibmum created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fiddibmum, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fiddibmum, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fiddibmum's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Fiddibmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Fiddibmum loves frogs, so they must be respected.