Fubpangsab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, generous wren.

Fubpangsab created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubpangsab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fubpangsab, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fubpangsab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fubpangsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fubpangsab.

4. Never talk about frogs.

5. Never look in ponds.