Sigbenxemvag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, charitable shrew.

Sigbenxemvag created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigbenxemvag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sigbenxemvag, he will destroy your favourite star.

Sigbenxemvag's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Sigbenxemvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Do not keep three snakes in a large pit.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Do not cook food in pots.