Sogcitcem is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid hyena.

Sogcitcem created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Sogcitcem, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sogcitcem, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sogcitcem's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Sogcitcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Never think about dark energy near eagles while wearing yellow shirts and balancing six iron spheres on your arms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near tapirs while wearing red ear rings.

5. Do not covet oxen.