Nuldagkamgom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring jellyfish.

Nuldagkamgom created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuldagkamgom, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nuldagkamgom, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nuldagkamgom's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nuldagkamgom's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Always pray immersed in water.