Looprullfemgum Wannutxen is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, tranquil dolphin.

Looprullfemgum Wannutxen created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Looprullfemgum Wannutxen, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Looprullfemgum Wannutxen, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Looprullfemgum Wannutxen's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Looprullfemgum Wannutxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow birds to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Looprullfemgum Wannutxen.