Nulbifpid is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate centaur.

Nulbifpid created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Nulbifpid, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nulbifpid, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Nulbifpid's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nulbifpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of nuts to cats while wearing purple ear rings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nulbifpid.

3. You must pray to Nulbifpid three times a day.

4. Always help ducks in need.

5. You must never eat lemons.