Sanfomhiv is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful otter.

Sanfomhiv created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sanfomhiv, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sanfomhiv, she will turn you into a rat.

Sanfomhiv's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Sanfomhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five voles approach from the west.

2. Hide if seven whales approach from the north.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sanfomhiv.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.
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