Boddagstafvag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humane centipede.

Boddagstafvag created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boddagstafvag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Boddagstafvag, she will turn you into a sheep.

Boddagstafvag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Boddagstafvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Boddagstafvag loves doves, so they must be respected.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always treat ducks with great respect.