Dingatken is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish goose.

Dingatken created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dingatken, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dingatken, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dingatken's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dingatken's Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your back with white.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always share bananas with strangers, but never with grasshopers.

4. Do not sit at mountains.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.