Gamnurjad is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, quiet
goblin.
Gamnurjad created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gamnurjad, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Gamnurjad, it will turn you into a sheep.
Gamnurjad's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Gamnurjad's Holy Commandments1. Never write about black holes.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never eat bark.