Negbidfet Cimmegnegveen is a god.

It takes the form of a small, wise armadillo.

Negbidfet Cimmegnegveen created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Negbidfet Cimmegnegveen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Negbidfet Cimmegnegveen, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Negbidfet Cimmegnegveen's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Negbidfet Cimmegnegveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Run away from cyan rats, for they are unholy.

3. Never leap near foxes.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about chlorophyll.