Bogmidlarghom Flapstragbassflowliddod is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty horse.

Bogmidlarghom Flapstragbassflowliddod created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Bogmidlarghom Flapstragbassflowliddod, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bogmidlarghom Flapstragbassflowliddod, he will curse you with boils.

Bogmidlarghom Flapstragbassflowliddod's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bogmidlarghom Flapstragbassflowliddod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Bogmidlarghom Flapstragbassflowliddod on top of important buildings.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Bogmidlarghom Flapstragbassflowliddod in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Always help gulls.