Dudgebnegjat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, cheerful shark.

Dudgebnegjat created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dudgebnegjat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dudgebnegjat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dudgebnegjat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Dudgebnegjat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never paint your feet violet.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Dudgebnegjat on top of important buildings.