Yarptagbugboss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, flying duck.

Yarptagbugboss created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarptagbugboss, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yarptagbugboss, she will turn you into a rock.

Yarptagbugboss' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Yarptagbugboss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Yarptagbugboss in the centre of the settlement.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yarptagbugboss.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.