Safcedcin is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, flying
crab.
Safcedcin created the universe eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Safcedcin, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Safcedcin, it will turn you into a tree.
Safcedcin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Safcedcin's Holy Commandments1. Always treat geese with great respect.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Never laugh in the presence of hamsters.
5. Do not eat lentils.