Shavcapnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent horse.

Shavcapnurl created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Shavcapnurl, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Shavcapnurl, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Shavcapnurl's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Shavcapnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Do not take Shavcapnurl's name in vain.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Never eat coconuts.