Shavcapnurl is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent
horse.
Shavcapnurl created the Sun six million years ago.
If you believe in
Shavcapnurl, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Shavcapnurl, it will destroy your favourite planet.
Shavcapnurl's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Shavcapnurl's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about thermodynamics.
2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.
3. Do not take Shavcapnurl's name in vain.
4. Never think about quantum field theory.
5. Never eat coconuts.