Pitgudyok is a god.

She takes the form of a small, dishonourable finch.

Pitgudyok created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitgudyok, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pitgudyok, she will not care at all.

Pitgudyok's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Pitgudyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never gather four foxes near towers.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Never hurt sharks.