Mangesslag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic zebra.

Mangesslag created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mangesslag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mangesslag, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mangesslag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Mangesslag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not turn your head toward west.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Never chant in the presence of mites.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never feed lots of garlic to bats while wearing turquoise rings.