Abcitvan is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthoughtful lizard.

Abcitvan created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abcitvan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Abcitvan, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Abcitvan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Abcitvan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

5. Always look after injured rats.