Homorthugleg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying wyvern.

Homorthugleg created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homorthugleg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Homorthugleg, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Homorthugleg's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Homorthugleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never wear gray ear rings.

3. Never feed lots of carrots to dogs while wearing green shoes.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing cyan kilts and balancing nine copper spheres on your chest.

5. Never eat green fruit.