Bogpangtafpitominfotwoncet is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, vain parrot.

Bogpangtafpitominfotwoncet created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogpangtafpitominfotwoncet, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogpangtafpitominfotwoncet, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bogpangtafpitominfotwoncet's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bogpangtafpitominfotwoncet's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Shun those given to cruelty.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not gather at bridges at midnight.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.