Fotgetnull is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unthinking salamander.

Fotgetnull created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Fotgetnull, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fotgetnull, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Fotgetnull's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fotgetnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not take Fotgetnull's name in vain.