Fagdadbastcadmapmanarf is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, loving naga.

Fagdadbastcadmapmanarf created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagdadbastcadmapmanarf, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fagdadbastcadmapmanarf, he will make you grow a tail.

Fagdadbastcadmapmanarf's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fagdadbastcadmapmanarf's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never leap near geese.

3. Worship no other gods but Fagdadbastcadmapmanarf.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

5. Never wear violet kilts.