Hombossnut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured tapir.

Hombossnut created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hombossnut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hombossnut, she will send you a sign.

Hombossnut's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Hombossnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat lemons on fasting days.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never paint your chest violet.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.