Narzigdin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful hydra.

Narzigdin created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Narzigdin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Narzigdin, she will remove you from existence.

Narzigdin's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Narzigdin's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Never paint your legs red.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always stare at clouds.