Bimdapdin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, tiresome dragonfly.

Bimdapdin created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimdapdin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bimdapdin, she will cry a lot.

Bimdapdin's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bimdapdin's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not kill tapirs.

4. Never mention shrews.

5. Never play with disobedient children.