Narzigdin is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful
hydra.
Narzigdin created vertebrates five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Narzigdin, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Narzigdin, she will remove you from existence.
Narzigdin's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Narzigdin's Holy Commandments1. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Do not dye your hair purple.
3. Never paint your legs red.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Always stare at clouds.