Milyartmit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, confident hippopotamus.

Milyartmit created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Milyartmit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Milyartmit, she will jump up and down on your head.

Milyartmit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Milyartmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tapirs.

2. Do not name children after seals.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

4. Do not keep six mice in a large pit.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.