Bopjencut is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying deer.

Bopjencut created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bopjencut, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bopjencut, it will turn you into a mole.

Bopjencut's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bopjencut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near great tits while wearing white shorts and balancing seven nickel spheres on your legs.